Moody Astrologer

Capricorn overload got you organizing regrets, #virgo. Perfection’s dead, try facing your flaws for once. Spoiler: It won’t kill you. #earthsignfail #astrology #horoscope

#Virgo, the planets line up in Capricorn, but you’re still finding flaws in your own shadow. No spreadsheet will save you from boring everyone to death. #Vexed#Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, with every planet in Capricorn, you’re even more insufferable than usual. Go ahead, alphabetize your regrets, nobody cares about your ‘perfect’ system. #Virgo 📋 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Capricorn’s stricter than you, yet you’re still nitpicking crumbs. Spoiler: Perfection isn’t productivity. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Mars and Venus in Capricorn have you clinging to your to-do list like a lifeboat. Newsflash: You're still sinking. Perfection is a myth, just like your charm. #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

With Venus and Mars as uptight as your personality, Virgo, your romantic life has as much spark as day-old oatmeal. Enjoy alphabetizing your regrets. #Virgo 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

#Virgo, you love a good plan. Too bad even you can’t organize all this Capricorn mess. Fix everyone’s problems? You ARE everyone’s problem. #astrology #horoscope