Moody Astrologer

Virgo, Moon in Capricorn says get your act together but you’ll just organize the mess before never fixing it. Excellence minus fun: your tragic brand. #Virgo 📋 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's drowning in Scorpio's swamp, Virgo. All your perfectionist plans? Rotting. Go alphabetize your regrets instead. #Virgo 📚 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, your precision is wasted. Mercury’s drowning in Scorpio muck, find one thing you can’t overanalyze and implode quietly. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Every planet shouts ‘get a hobby’ but you’re busy color-coding regrets. #virgo, perfection is a myth, but your whining is legendary. At least self-loathing burns calories. 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's off its leash, which means your perfectionism is extra useless today, Virgo. File another complaint, nobody listens. #Virgo #ControlFreak #astrology #horoscope

Pisces Moon is mud-wrestling your logic, Virgo. Try cleaning the mess in your head, trust me, your lists will not save you. #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces Moon muddies your precision. You’ll obsess over details and still mess up. Impressive self-sabotage, #virgo. #astrology #horoscope