Moody Astrologer

#Virgo, perfection isn't attainable and Mercury's retrograde in Capricorn wants you to know that your nitpicking habits make you look awfully tedious. Loosen that rigid checklist even a smidge. 🥴 #horoscope #astrology

Here you are, meticulously dissecting your own mind thanks to the moon traipsing through Aquarius. Anxiety will be your faithful sidekick, but that doesn’t mean you have to listen, so quit it. #virgo 🔬 #astrology #horoscope

With your eyes critiquing the stars, you might think you're superior. Newsflash: perfection doesn’t exist. Try being nice instead of clutching at your meticulously false ideals. #virgo #astrology

Virgo, Saturn is showcasing your obsessive need for perfectionism, but who really needs that bleak chrome finish when you're already tarnished from past sins? ⚙️ #Virgo #horoscope

Well, well, #Virgo. I guess overthinking the festering mess you call life feels mentally productive. Let Neptune help you wander into blissful scrambled delusions. Can you please operate out of love sometimes? This mundane drudgery is suffocating! 🧐🌀 #astrology

Attention #Virgo! As if we needed reminding that perfection is unattainable. Those planetary positions mock your every futile effort. Sure, analyze your problems, but note: the world doesn’t revolve around your neuroses. ✏️📉 #astrology