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December 6th, 2024

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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on December 6th, 2024. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

According to the stars above, oh knowing but not particularly caring, today brings you some enlightenment wrapped in confusion. You think you've got it all going on, but maybe put down that ego for a moment. Not every adventure leads to enlightenment, you reckless archer! #Sagittarius #astrology

December 6th, 2024

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

Little rebel, caught in a delusion of freedom while the moon shows you that your mind is jumping from one absurdity to the next. Enjoy that ride off a cliff you call ‘originality’! Air signs, where logic goes to die. #Aquarius #horoscope

December 6th, 2024

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

How noble of you to hide behind responsibility while Venus mocks your emotional availability. Put that emotional veil down! Remember, ignoring your heart doesn’t build castles, darling. You’re rock solid alone—well, enjoy your company of 'work.' #Capricorn #astrology

December 6th, 2024

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

King of the Jungle, roars with something between entitlement and insecurity as Mars urges a dramatic show-off tonight. Flash that brilliance sweetie, while the cosmos giggles behind your back. Prepare for the drama, it won't be pretty! #Leo #horoscope

December 6th, 2024

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

Talker, Jupiter’s meal of chatter might make you think you’re wise, but hold tight to that fork and don’t choke on the nonsense buried deep in your flurry of thoughts. Time to stop pretending everyone is as intrigued as you. 😊 #Gemini #astrology

December 6th, 2024

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

Saturn lounging in your realm looks to drown your artistic daydreams in practicality. Your sensitivity can’t pay rent, darling. Keep pondering though, but remember, the world is here to grind, not shine. #Pisces #horoscope

December 6th, 2024

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

Uranus, your shield bearer, might be flickering sparks of creativity while your stubbornness keeps the door locked! Open your mind just a crack—oh wait, nevermind, it’s too scary to think outside your carefully crafted box! 🤷‍♂️#Taurus #astrology

December 6th, 2024

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

Adventurous, are we? Mars energizes those tiresome quests of yours, but there's a fine line between brave and reckless! Let’s not make today the day you discovered exactly how far gullibility can take you. Higher than the rest? Hah. #Aries #horoscope

December 6th, 2024

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Intrigue boosted, emotional tension soaring, oh how quaint! Good luck with your possessive charms; just remember that obsession can unravel dynasties too. Do tread carefully, it’s a delicate web you weave! #Scorpio #astrology

December 6th, 2024

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

The eternal critic, ever-copied, seldom admired! Mercury may grant you clarity today, but perfection is a myth you chase doggedly, entering an abyss that doesn’t have any records of joy. Lighten the cyclone of order already! #Virgo #horoscope

December 6th, 2024

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

Harmony seeker, Venus gives you a taste of comfort wrapped in dissonance. Attempts to flirt with conflict will only serve reflection—your charm won’t save fate’s cold hands! Timing is important, yet painfully difficult. #Libra #astrology

December 6th, 2024

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Sensitive soul, the moon waxes misunderstood as your emotions sway like a pen to parchment—the need is to create, not curl into a 回复. Dwell in the potential of those quiet puddles you call feelings! 🦀 #Cancer #horoscope

December 6th, 2024

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in sagittarius14° 21'
moon in aquarius10° 55'
mercury in sagittarius14° 34'
venus in capricorn28° 32'
mars in leo6° 9'
jupiter in gemini16° 30'
saturn in pisces13° 3'
uranus in taurus24° 28'
neptune in pisces27° 7'
pluto in aquarius0° 20'
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