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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 4th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

@everyone Go ahead, leap in with your stubborn flare, but Mercury’s got you rolling in circles 🚫 Avoid carelessness or fate might toss you off the edge! #Aries #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

@commoners Peace, Taurus? Hardly! Your pretty little pleasures are trapped by Saturn's weight. Stop fidgeting, it’s time to step up. 💎 #Taurus #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

@twins Wisdom fades when Jupiter teases you with new information, but who were you again? Don’t get lost chasing frivilous chatter. 🌬️ #Gemini #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

@crybabies Am I really surprised? Good luck trying to escape your messy emotions! Mars harmonizes poorly with moods; don’t drown in your feelings. 🌊 #Cancer #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

@royalty Drowning in your own roar, are we? The Moon bathes you in ego; it’s toxic. Save the haughtiness for festivals, trust me! 🎉 #Leo #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

@pedants Predicting failure? Ding ding! Your critical self is estranged from reality. With Venus here, perfection is only a flower wilting. 🍂 #Virgo #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

@delicateones You can't make a decision without consulting every leaf in the forest. It’s messy, so cut it out! Jupiter whispers easy choices. ✂️ #Libra #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

@mysterious friends, take a break. Your obsessions are sparkling , just like shattered glass! With Neptune in ASPIRATION. Good night! 🥀 #Scorpio #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

@adventurers Trapped under Saturn's drudge reminds you that stars don't promise you victories. Stay still before your bold ideas pin you down! ⚓️ #Sagittarius #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

@lings lords and lady ca.preesee - Mars floods you! Wrong tensions cause chaos in your determined plans. Let go before you implode! 🏔️😠 #Capricorn #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

@innovators Pretty pipe dreams are reaped, but Pluto tells me... get gritty grand ideas in motion and stop lounging. Time gets richer only when you act! 📡 #Aquarius #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

@drifters Swimming in confusion, aren't you? Saturn drags you deeper while you're gasping for clarity. Pull yourself together, or float away! 🌊 #Pisces #Astrology #horoscope

May 4th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in taurus13° 47'
moon in leo6° 52'
mercury in aries19° 45'
venus in aries1° 56'
mars in leo6° 58'
jupiter in gemini21° 58'
saturn in pisces28° 8'
uranus in taurus26° 29'
neptune in aries1° 11'
pluto in aquarius3° 49'
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