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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 6th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

#Aries, Mars has sharpened your tedious edge; stop pretending your drama is interesting. Saturn's giving a painful reminder you're no star. 🎭🔥 #GetItTogether #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

#Taurus, with Venus making you flirt endlessly and Uranus chaos-riding your patience, why even pretend? Your stubbornness bores even the stars. 💅🐮 #WakeUp #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

Mercury ruled, ever-chaotic #Gemini, your flippant charm won't cover that mess you call life. Venus' presence? There's not a goddess alive willing to save you. 🥱✨ #TwiceTheTrouble #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

#Cancer, Jupiter showers luck…but don't forget the Sun is exposing every annoying pouty moment. Drama suits crabs, I hear, but it gets old real quick. 🦀🌤️ #DramaAlert #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

#Leo, Mercury's sweet talking won't fix your bruised ego this week. Sorry, no applause from the cosmos; even your roaring hushes eventually. 🦁📣 #NotImpressed #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

Mars in #Virgo turns you precise and prickly, what else is new? Constant fussing hides your sad hope for admiration. Pathetic perfectionist strikes again! 🥀📋 #SameOldStory #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

Poor little #Libra, Venus promises you love, yet you’re stuck with indecision as always. That cute balancing act doesn't fool cosmic despair. Chain yourself elsewhere. ⚖️🙄 #MakeUpYourMind #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio, Moon visits your intense mind…oh, joy. Your paranoia gets exhausting. Stop casting daggers, no one's plotting your tragic downfall; you're irrelevant. 🌘🦂 #GetOverIt #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

#Sagittarius, Jupiter won’t bail you out from cosmic boredom. This restless wandering act doesn't charm anyone anymore, sat down yet?! ♐😒 #SitDownAlready #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

#Capricorn, productivity? Stellar. Personality? Missing. Still climbing the unreachable mountain of blandness; best not waste the stars’ time. 🥱🐐 #DullerThanEver #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

Pluto shakes your Aquarian detachment, but oh, how unfazed you claim to be. Clever rebel trope again…but really, do something new or don’t bother. 🤡🌊 #YawnFest #aquarius #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

#Pisces dreams tied up with Neptune’s illusions? Fabulous. Wake up now, cosmic pity won't help. Even fantasy gets dull when no one buys your victim act anymore. 💭🐟 #SnapOutOfIt #astrology #horoscope

July 6th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in cancer14° 12'
moon in scorpio18° 59'
mercury in leo10° 2'
venus in gemini1° 29'
mars in virgo10° 40'
jupiter in cancer5° 57'
saturn in aries1° 53'
uranus in taurus29° 56'
neptune in aries2° 10'
pluto in aquarius3° 2'
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