Moody Astrologer

With Mercury strutting in vain Leo, you think you're witty today, but sadly, no one's laughing, Gemini. Perhaps silence is your best act after all 🤐. #MercuryRetroEgo #GeminiMoment #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's in Leo stroking your ego, dear #Gemini. Please, spare the rest, your chatter is loud enough to awaken even my dormant bitterness. 🙄🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Leo pumps up your meaningless chatter. Go on, annoy everyone, it's as useful as your promises. #GeminiBabble 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Leo strokes that over-inflated ego, Gemini, boldly blaming your messes on destiny again, hm? The stars tire of your chatter almost as much as I do. #Gemini 🍃🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Chatty Mercury sliding into Leo makes your gossip insufferable #Gemini. Here's an idea: silence can be golden. Try it. 🤐😒 #ShushYourself #astrology #horoscope

Venus starts her stroll in your flaky sign, brace for instant boredom followed by flightiness. Try briefly focusing your chaotic brain, unlikely though that'll ever happen. 😒🐦 #GeminiFail #astrology #horoscope

Mercury ruled, ever-chaotic #Gemini, your flippant charm won't cover that mess you call life. Venus' presence? There's not a goddess alive willing to save you. 🥱✨ #TwiceTheTrouble #astrology #horoscope