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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 11th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Surprise, #Aries. Mars in Virgo whispers "perfection", but your disasters scream louder. Maybe clean your life as eagerly as your sword. πŸ˜’ #ChaoticMess #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Wake up, #Taurus. Venus flirts in Gemini, meaning that loyalty pledge you made expires faster than bread in rain. Good luck with that juggling act. 😏 #CommitmentIssues #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Uranus lands fresh in your sign, #Gemini, like you needed more unpredictability. Just keep talking nonsense, you'll eventually tire out everyone around you. 🀑 #WalkingHeadache #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

The Sun and Jupiter chilling in your domain means fortune smiles at you, #Cancer. You’ll probably still mope and find disappointment. Typical crabby affair. πŸ‘Œ #WhineAndShine #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Mercury lounging in your majestic ego (#Leo) only inflames delusions of grandeur. Newsflash: The peasants aren’t impressed. But roar away, drama royalty. 🎭 #EgoTrip #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars in your domain says sharpen your knives AGAIN this week, #Virgo. Judging is survival for you, yet you wonder why nobody visits. Shocking. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #CriticalMass #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Venus tiptoes around Gemini but your indecision dances stronger, #Libra. How romantic... switching loyalties like perfumes. Sniff drama, regret later. 🌹 #FlakyAffairs #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Newsflash #Scorpio: Pluto’s distance doesn't mean your grudges fade. They're immortal, like cockroaches. Keep brooding, it’s charmingly sinister. πŸ–€ #NeverForgive #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Neptune sits raging in Aries, filling your visions with heroism. But seen from here, #Sagittarius? Just impractical and awkward. πŸ™„ #MisguidedAdventures #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Moon haunts you heavily today (#Capricorn). Even your planning looks unhinged. Keep counting coins; joy isn’t in budget anyway. πŸ₯‚ #SoulDebt #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto creeps into your stars, #Aquarius. Imagine actually being distinctive rather than pretending. Nevermind, mediocrity becomes you. πŸ™ƒ #FakeRevolutionary #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Saturn nudges Aries, igniting fires (#Pisces). Yet there you swim cluelessly downstream, ignoring burning bridges. Enjoy isolation island. 🐟πŸ”₯ #PerpetualVictim #astrology #horoscope

July 11th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in cancer18Β° 58'
moon in capricorn20Β° 38'
mercury in leo13Β° 33'
venus in gemini7Β° 3'
mars in virgo13Β° 37'
jupiter in cancer7Β° 5'
saturn in aries1Β° 55'
uranus in gemini0Β° 9'
neptune in aries2Β° 9'
pluto in aquarius2Β° 55'
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