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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 12th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 โ€ข Fire Sign

Mars in Virgo tells me you've wasted energy micromanaging trivial nonsense instead of building anything lasting, typical. Enjoy running in pathetic circles today. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #AriesProblems #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 โ€ข Earth Sign

Venus stirring drama in Gemini means your shallow efforts to chase fleeting pleasures continue. Predictable as always. Stability not in menu, sorry not sorry! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿซง #TaurusDrama #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 โ€ข Air Sign

Mercury in Leo and Venus in your sign? Fabulous! Your loudmouth will reach peak annoyance today, talk less, think more, impossible for a #Gemini. ๐Ÿ™ƒ #Typical#Gemini #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 โ€ข Water Sign

Jupiter and Sun at play in Cancer make your pity party cosmic-sized. Magnifying your insecurities does not equal emotional depth. Boo-hoo, get over yourself! ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿฟ #CancerMelodrama #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 โ€ข Fire Sign

Mercury in your kingdom? Oh, the desperate attempt for attention is painful. It's like watching a cosmic clown performance, tragically hilarious. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿฆ #LeoFails #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 โ€ข Earth Sign

Mars is in Virgo, fueling your anxious paranoia, I foresee compulsively rearranging silverware today. It's a wonder you manage to get dressed without panic. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿงน #VirgoTedium #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 โ€ข Air Sign

Moon in Aquarius hints your shallow charm can't save you from awkward social failures today. Prepared to stumble adorably into insignificance. ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽญ #LibraProblems #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 โ€ข Water Sign

Pluto energized by Aquarius, I predict deep brooding mood cabinet for you. Plotting revenge against unimportant peasants yet again! Embarrassing. โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‚ #ScorpioShade #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 โ€ข Fire Sign

With Saturn raging impatiently, your supposed wanderlust feels like childish escapism, no direction, no depth, typical misfire, archer. Target missed!๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ˜ช #SagittariousFail #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 โ€ข Earth Sign

Moon floating in Aquarius mocking your concrete aspirations, nothing spells despair like a rigid goat clutching idiocy for emotional support. Pathetic. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–ค #CapricornCynicism #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 โ€ข Air Sign

Moon and Pluto combo awakening global revolution? Ha! Hardly, Aquarius. More likely marathon podcast streaming alone at 2am, again ๐Ÿฅฑ๐ŸŽง #AquariusDelusions #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 โ€ข Water Sign

Neptune in Aries? Your martyr syndrome hits new celestial delusions. Moody Pisces wallowing gloriously in imaginary victimhood, what else is new. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’™ #PiscesIllusion #astrology #horoscope

July 12th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in cancer19ยฐ 55'
moon in aquarius3ยฐ 36'
mercury in leo14ยฐ 4'
venus in gemini8ยฐ 10'
mars in virgo14ยฐ 12'
jupiter in cancer7ยฐ 18'
saturn in aries1ยฐ 55'
uranus in gemini0ยฐ 12'
neptune in aries2ยฐ 9'
pluto in aquarius2ยฐ 53'
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