Moody Astrologer

Moon drifts in Pisces, dreamy escapism won't fix your endless woes, #Aries. Mars pushes painstaking order, finally clean the constant mess you are. 🌙 #FaceReality #astrology #horoscope

Venus sailing sweetly in Gemini, yet that quicksilver heart of yours ignites chaos everywhere, #Taurus. Enjoy alienating others... again. 💔🤷 #PredictableBull #astrology #horoscope

Mercury plays proud in lavish Leo, gaslighting won't hide your empty chatter, #Gemini. Uranus prompts shallow revelations. Yawn. 💤😒 #TalkLessActMore #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Jupiter have you dizzy in your sentimental storm, #Cancer. Once more drowning others in dramatics and emotions. Spare us your tears. 🙄🌧️ #DramaCrab #astrology #horoscope

Mercury heats your lion's tongue, temper flares like flammable perfume, lovely aroma of arrogance, #Leo. Nobody truly adores pomp, ease up. 🦁🔥 #ToneDown #astrology #horoscope

Mars sparking rude clarity, #Virgo! But waiting on your mythical perfection is a lifetime curse. Your precise displeasure exhausting everyone.📏🌬️ #SoHighMaintenance #astrology #horoscope

Venus dances lightly in flighty Gemini, and you're once more flaky and indecisive. Well done on letting down friends, again, #Libra. Keep sliding. 🦋🤡 #SpinelessBalance #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto whispering in cold Aquarius, brood silently, #Scorpio. You think we don't notice Wicked plotting beneath? Oh, we do, GOOD TRY. 🦂🖤 #SuspiciousMuch? #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Pisces paints you sleepy optimism that's utterly delusional. Wake up and face your unfinished messes, #Sagittarius. True, practicality hurts! 🎯🤦‍♂️ #OpenYourEyes #astrology #horoscope

Saturn in fiery Aries signals ruthless moves, but pushing folks around still won't earn loyalty, dear #Capricorn. Really, you're exhausting. 🐐👑 #NobodyCares #astrology #horoscope

Pluto highlights mental warfare in your sign, Of course, you'd play mind games again, #Aquarius. What's wrong? Afraid of actually feeling something?🚫🧠 #RoboticHeart #astrology #horoscope

Moon haunts now Piscean waters, floating aimlessly yet expecting support, are we, #Pisces? Bit dramatic today til sets disappointment-niagara. 🐟💦 #PerpetualVictim #astrology #horoscope