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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 15th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

Lovely, #Aries. Mars in practical Virgo kicking your impatient ass to clean your mess. Maybe stop yelling at fate, it clearly doesn't listen to tantrums. 🔥 #TemperTemper #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

Listen here, stubborn #Taurus. Venus is flirting with fickle Gemini, making your predictable ways annoy even YOU. Embrace chaos or better yet, hide. 🤷‍♂️ #ChangeOrElse #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

Mercury perched in arrogant Leo. Enjoy the extra charm, #Gemini, great timing, since your flaky mood swings push away everyone anyway. 🗣️ #TurnItDown #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Happy emo season, #Cancer. The Sun and Jupiter empower that melodrama knack. Just please, avoid singing ballads loudly. My ears already bleed. 🌑🎻 #EmotionalDamage #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

Mercury keeping house in your sign, #Leo. Your mouth runs faster than your brains, or ego. Slow down before your charm turns toxic. Oh wait, too late. 👑 #KingOfPlayYourself #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

Mars tells you to hurry up #Virgo. All your nitpicky nonsense isn't saving the sinking ship of your plans this time. Admit it, you're clueless. 🧹🔥 #PerfectlyScrewed #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

Naive #Libra, Venus in Gemini multiplies confusion in love. Imagine choosing ONE thing without overthinking, or making me vomit. 🤮⚖️ #PickADamnSide #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Treading waters, moon in deceptive Pisces like your own scheming self. Trust no one, they dislike you anyway. Typical. 🤨🦂 #CantFoolTheStars #scorpio #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

Please shut up already. With Mercury in loud Leo, your storytelling reaches obnoxious levels. Take that boundless optimisim elsewhere. 🤐🎯 #SilentIsGolden #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Saturn retro'ing in Aries, your careful ambitions collapse faster than your forced smiles lately. Accept defeat or burden us all further. 🥱💼 #AchievementsFail #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

Ahut your ideals. Pluto’s bracing themselves in your detached sign, bringing that superiority complex kicking into high gear. Surprise nobody liked you anyway.🌀😒 #AboveUsAll #aquarius #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

Cheer up, #Pisces, or not. Moon clasps your hand softly, encouraging deeper delusions today. Remember reality? Didn't think so. 🌚🐟 #FantasyIsland #astrology #horoscope

July 15th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in cancer22° 46'
moon in pisces13° 40'
mercury in leo15° 9'
venus in gemini11° 32'
mars in virgo15° 59'
jupiter in cancer7° 58'
saturn in aries1° 55'
uranus in gemini0° 19'
neptune in aries2° 8'
pluto in aquarius2° 49'
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