Moody Astrologer

Moon burning through your sign and Saturn dragging at your heels, could your drama BE vaguer? Quick tip, #Aries: no god rallies behind your toxic tantrums 🙄 #HotMessExpress #astrology #horoscope

Stubborn #Taurus, Venus dances flippantly through Gemini and Mars muddies Virgo’s waters. Your romantic life, organized chaos or bored theatrics? Don't bother answering 🥱💕 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Gemini! Your dual nature's confused. Ape-brained Venus parties in your corner and Uranus brings chaos home. Finally, something matches your split decision-making! 🤹‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun roasting deep in your weepy waters and Jupiter smothering your moodiness? Poor you, always the victim. Buck up, crab, universal indifference strikes again 🦀🎻 #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Mercury inflating the ego of #Leo? As if more pride was required. Go ahead; verbosity suits your vanity. It's not sanity's fault you've never met it. 🦁🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Excellent, Mars is cozying up to #Virgo, stay busy obsessing over insignificant detail! The universe surely appreciates pedantic whispers of despair. Enjoy your anxious paradise 🌿😤 #astrology #horoscope

#Libra, Venus' fickle moods nudging your romantic indecision again, big surprise. Absolutely NO ONE saw that personality defect coming... 🙄🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, always brooding? Pluto rebels in Aquarius, because your cold heart wasn't sufficiently cynical. Rejoice in isolation; you've earned it. 🖤 #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

Spare me optimism, expansive Jupiter clashing from Cancer ensures your philosophical musings bear zero relevance. Arrows aimed nowhere useful yet again, #Sagittarius 🏹💥 #astrology #horoscope

Nothing significant affects bitter #Capricorn directly now. Cosmic neglect! Perhaps even the stars tire of counting your practical curses. Welcome to existential void 🌑🐐 #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, Pluto passing by, surely to fuel unwavering eccentric delusion. Rebel harder; everyone’s definitely watching... no, really 💀🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune wanders Aries, adding fire to your watery escapism. Sorry #Pisces, waking up from delusions burns worse in daylight. But you wouldn't know... yet. 😴🔥 #astrology #horoscope