Moody Astrologer

Moon's angst in your sign reveals tempers flaring quicker than your sad hope of relevance. Saturn bites hard, setting limits, stay humble or fall face-first, fool. 🌙🔥 #Aries #astrology #horoscope

Venus giggled in Gemini; unsettling, no? Clinging desperately to comforts yet ever fickle. Enjoy navigating contradictions this week–that's rich irony. 🤡💔 #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Venus strides through your sign feeding illusions, enjoy fleeting attention while it lasts. Uranus suggests surprises; trouble privy only to cosmic jesters like you. 🎭 #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Jupiter bathe you in deceptive warmth. Lucky you, cosmic pity, perhaps? Remember: optimism won't erase past tragedies your gullibility caused. 🙃🦀 #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Mercury whispers ego-fueled lies louder than usual, self-reflection impossible for your haughty heart anyway. Keep roaring; other peasants feign interest well. 🦁🙄 #Leo #astrology #horoscope

Mars enters your turf bringing irritability, your narrow perfectionism fuels petty disputes so typical. Just be quiet awhile, you bore everyone anyway. 🔥🤐 #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Venus mocking your desperate attempts at charm, so transparent, and pathetically amusing. Maybe balance your delusion first before advising peasants on harmony. ⚖️👋 #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Feeling secretive again? Pluto's distant whispers dig deeper into paranoia. Careful obsessing conspiracies, or soon you'll only speak to shadows, again. 🦂😏 #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

Restless arrows miss mark again, perhaps being inconsistent loudmouths cripples your aim? Mars suggests discretion is needed; unlikely you'll manage it though. 🏹🤫 #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Saturn stirs a familiar melancholic responsibility you'll smugly broadcast. Yes, carry burdens loudly, Cap, no one's applauding but keep pretending they do. 🎭🐐 #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto threatens groundbreaking insights; shocking nobody, because who even listens to your delusional chatter anymore? By all means, rant on, comedy gold. 🤔💡 #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Neptune dramatizes already emo tendencies. Seek pity harder, Pisces, your existential grief cries need an audience desperate enough; tender pity applause awaits! 🐟🙄 #Pisces #astrology #horoscope