Moody Astrologer

Wake up, #Aries! Mars in Virgo forces you to face your petty grievances. But knowing you, you'll charge headfirst anyway. Typical bravery or folly? 🙄⚔️ #BoldMistakes #astrology #horoscope

Charming stubbornness! With Venus dancing in Gemini, your loyalties turn as unreliable as your appetite. Stay weary who you trust today, fancy Taurus! 🎭 #TaurusTroubles #astrology #horoscope

Moon in #Gemini. Your feelings fluctuate twice as fast as your tongue. Annoying as always, #Gemini, expect no sympathy from me or the stars today. 🤪🌙 #DoubleEdge #astrology #horoscope

Sun exiting Cancer; finally done pouting yet? Maybe Jupiter could ease your excessive feelings. Or perhaps you'll favor rational thoughts for once, #Cancer? Doubtful. 🌞🦀 #GrowUp #astrology #horoscope

Listening closely, #Leo? Mercury sits in your ego-soaked kingdom, amplifying your tiresome arrogance tenfold. Prepare to bore your kingdom greatly. 🤴🗣️ #RoyalPain #astrology #horoscope

Mars empowers you: revised energy or increased complaints? Hardly matters when your detail obsessions irritate anyone brave enough to seek your company. Enjoy yourself, #Virgo. 🔍🥱 #EarthlyNags #astrology #horoscope

Decision time, #Libra? Oh please. Venus flirts in indecisive Gemini, meaning you'll choose poorly, or never choose at all. Predictable platitude as always. 🎲🤷‍♀️ #ForeverWavering #astrology #horoscope

Feeling vindictive as always, #Scorpio? Blame Mars in earthy Virgo fueling your spiteful diligence; patience is thin, revenge calculated. Drama never ends with your brood. 🥀🔪 #BroodingVendetta #astrology #horoscope

Uranus sparks nonsense in Gemini, your opposing sign. Just another reason you'll embrace overly-impulsive wanderlust. The world sighs reluctantly at your wandering disaster. 🌍🏇 #AimlessCentaur #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius Pluto says upheaval awaits. But being stubborn, it probably won't stop your mission of unbearable control. Enjoy micromanaging misery for now. 🪨⚙️ #HoldingTheReinsTighter #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto traipses into #Aquarius, uncovering truths nobody asked for. Even you might tire from crusading rebellions. Here's your wakeup call, Aquarian rebel. 🌌❗ #UnwantedRevolution #astrology #horoscope

Saturn steady in Aries conjures uncomfortable tension, wake up #Pisces! Caught dreaming again without purpose or direction? No sympathy for starry illusions now! 💭🌊 #DrownYourDelusions #astrology #horoscope