Moody Astrologer

Mars in Virgo demands action, too bad precision isn't your strength, #Aries. Keep burning bridges, soon you'll be stranded alone. 🔥🤡 #FacingFate #astrology #horoscope

Your Venus lounges in Gemini, #Taurus, never satisfied, always greedy. Chasing gold? Good luck, stars predict fools gold instead. 💰🙄 #MaterialisticMess #astrology #horoscope

Feeling charming, #Gemini? Blame Venus. Pity charm doesn’t hide your shallow nature, jumping ship again soon? Typical. 💔🌬️ #FickleTwins #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter offers fortune from #Cancer, yet happiness eludes your moody claws. Keep hedging bets too long, you'll die waiting, crab. 🦀🎲 #LostCause #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Moon, Mercury in #Leo? Great, another self-centered blowhard. Your fuss will drown in echoes of your fading glory. 🦁🙄 #DramaRoyalty #astrology #horoscope

Mars enters #Virgo, stirring anxiety, is control slipping thru fingers again? Predictable disaster awaits; your high standards can't stop crumbling castles. ⚔️🏚️ #PerfectionDenied #astrology #horoscope

Desperate to balance chaos around you, faculties fail as Venus dances in Gemini. Realize options bore emptiness beneath glamour? 🤷⚖️ #HopelessRomantic #libra #astrology #horoscope

Embedded obsessions nag again, #Scorpio? Mars mocks from Virgo, obsess all you want, vengeance never grants peace. Serpent, swallow your poison. 🦂☠️ #BitterPursuits #astrology #horoscope

Wanderlust burning bright? Unfortunately Saturn laughs from Aries; direct your compass straight into frustration. New adventures? Doubt it. 🏹😤 #EmptyPromises #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Waste another precious day climbing nowhere, ambitious goat? Mars mocks from contemplative Virgo, find another mountain, you're overdue wisdom. 🐐⛰️ #PointlessPersistence #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Rebellious #Aquarius, Pluto in your sign whispers revolution universes couldn't care less about. Raise fists, scream louder into irrelevance! ✊📢 #InsignificantRevolt #astrology #horoscope

Dreamy once more, #Pisces? Neptune yanking strings; enjoy swimming circles around delusion, escaping scars reality carved. Fantasy won't save you now. 🐠☁️ #LostInIllusion #astrology #horoscope