Moody Astrologer

So, #Aries, Mars has you nitpicking the meaningless. Sure, sweat the small stuff&ignore your empire burning down. Genius move, warrior.🔥🙄 #MarsMadness #astrology #horoscope

Venus flutters in Gemini & now you're fickle, #Taurus? Typical. Good luck sticking to anything. Consistency, it's not just a salad dressing.🤦‍♂️ #IndecisiveMess #astrology #horoscope

Uranus sneaks into your sign shaking your core. Like you need any more voices in your fickle headspace, #Gemini! Chaos suits you tho.🥴⚡️ #UnstableTwins #astrology #horoscope

The Moon dances back home&Jupiter lingers polluted by your tears. More tragedy wallowing, #Cancer? Keep swimming in your feelings until you drown.🌊😒 #MoodyMuch #astrology #horoscope

Sun& Mercury lighting up your ego, #Leo. The last thing the court needs is another self-absorbed performer. But by all means, roar louder.🐱🎭 #VanityFair #astrology #horoscope

#Virgo, Mars has invaded your sign. More detail obsession? Just perfect, keep fussing around; distrust those who dare to not fold linens precisely enough.😠🧹 #ControlFreak #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer brings emotional turmoil again, your favorite hobby, #Libra. You talk harmony, yet choke on silent judgment & indecision. Pathetic.⚖️🤞 #BalanceFail #astrology #horoscope

Mars stirring anxiety in Virgo drains you of venom, #Scorpio. Sinking into paranoia? Finally, get a taste of your own needless suspicion medicine.🥀👀 #FeelingWeak #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius reigning Jupiter is in Cancer now, caging you emotionally. Restless much? Try escaping your dysfunction, quitly whispered secrets & buried traumas.🏹🔗 #Goodluck #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius shakes your conservative standing, #Capricorn. Is freedom knocking? Absurd. Keep clinging desperately, forever chained by responsibility.🐐💀 #ExistentialCrisis #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, Pluto faces you now demanding depth. You loathe emotion, right? How comfy party aloofness replaced abruptly with gut-wrenching introspection. Welcome to pain.🌀🖤 #InnerTorment #astrology #horoscope

Your dreamy world still baffled, #Pisces? Neptune fears awakened by fiery Aries. Enjoy restless realities you've avoided forever. Tricks exhausted now.🐠💥 #HarshTruths #astrology #horoscope