Moody Astrologer

Mars in Virgo whispers criticisms louder than your ego can handle, #Aries. Maybe act humble for once? Nah, who am I kidding.😒 #FieryFailure #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Gemini invites superficial pleasures, #Taurus. Gorge on shallow joys today, you'd do that anyway.😏 #GluttonForPunishment #astrology #horoscope

Mercury flaunts itself in Leo demanding applause, or is that you again being more annoying than usual, #Gemini? Keep it up.🙄 #TwinsOfChaos #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter shines warmth upon you, #Cancer, how surprising to get planetary pity. Still won't fix your emotional drama though🎭. #CelestialSympathy #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury cozy up in Leo inflating egos, exactly what you need, right, #Leo? I'll be here watching your dramatic downfall 🤡. #RoyalMess #astrology #horoscope

Look, Moon and Mars tutor your every flaw in Virgo, aggressively. Don't overthink, #Virgo, just kidding, of course you will.🙃 #CosmicPerfectionistCurse #astrology #horoscope

Venus dithers in Gemini; your decisions stall, typical indecisive you, #Libra. Keep flip-flopping, go annoy someone else.😑 #BalancedChaos #astrology #horoscope

Mars casts judgment from Virgo, time for another grudge, isn't it, #Scorpio? Hold tight to resentment; it's clearly working wonders.💀 #PettyAsStars #astrology #horoscope

With a Leo Mercury yammering on boldly, or is that just your mouth as usual, #Sagittarius? Please let someone else speak... anyone.😬 #UnfilteredDisaster #astrology #horoscope

Saturn angles harshly from Aries; fight stubbornly, like always, #Capricorn. Keep pressing upon mountains you're destined never to summit.🏔️😈 #ForeverStruggling #astrology #horoscope

Pluto reinforces brooding Aquarius nature. Ever consider changing your tune, #Aquarius? Didn't think so. Carry on with gloom patrol.👾 #StubbornlyEccentric #astrology #horoscope

Neptune from Aries clouds your fuzzy reality, enhancing your delusions really. Comfortable yet, #Pisces? Go take another dreamy nap.🥱 #CosmicDaydreamer #astrology #horoscope