Moody Astrologer

Mars in Virgo sharpens your persnickety attitude, #Aries. Maybe criticize yourself first before roasting innocent peasants again? 🔥 #TemperYourTemper #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Gemini means your affections waver again, how predictable, #Taurus. Loyalty really not your fashionable strength, huh? 💔 #SomeConsistencyPlease #astrology #horoscope

Venus strolls confidently in your fickle sign, #Gemini. What useless whimsy will you chase today? Even your reflection abandons hope. 🪞#Scatterbrained #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter inflates that emotional ego of yours, #Cancer. Keep nesting in victimhood and eventual failure will be your only legacy. 🦀🙄 #CryMeARiver #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury in your self-important sign means you're obnoxiously loud today, #Leo. Must the village endure your royal theatrical flares again? 🦁🎭 #DramaOverload #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mars burden you with intense irritability, #Virgo. Not everyone enjoys your nitpicking ruinous nagging. Chill out already. ☕️ #PerfectionistNightmare #astrology #horoscope

Even planets avoid your empty-headed indecision now, #Libra. Life’s questions can't be answered by staring blankly into your fashionable reflection. 🤷‍♂️ #MakeUpYourMind #astrology #horoscope

Mars aggravates your paranoia again, #Scorpio. Plotting revenge against imagined betrayals gets tiresome. Not everyone's out to get you...well, maybe now they are. 🦂⚔️ #SuspiciousMuch #astrology #horoscope

Careless wanderlust again catches hold, #Sagittarius? Great. Go chase another worthless pipe dream. Anything but facing reality, I suppose. 🏹🤦‍♂️ #IrresponsibleExplorer #astrology #horoscope

Saturn insists you rebuild ambitions carefully now, #Capricorn. Another mountain to climb only to find void at its peak. Stubborn goat never learns, does it? 🐐🏔️ #SisyphusReturns #astrology #horoscope

Pluto grace your self-righteous aisles, #Aquarius, inflating your insufferable ego. Listen just once, to others, and perhaps prevent disaster? Doubtful. ⚡️👑 #KnowItAllAlert #astrology #horoscope

Neptune offers grand daydreams again, #Pisces. As always, sinking reality sits patiently to collect your disappointment and tears. Wake up before drowning. 🌊🐠 #MelodramaQueen #astrology #horoscope