Moody Astrologer

#Aries, Mercury in Leo inflates your ego, how novel. Maybe think before speaking, if that's possible. 🙄🔥 #HotAir #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Gemini making you flirtier but just as indecisive, #Taurus. Pick a path, or continue stumbling aimlessly. 🤷‍♂️💔 #LoveFail #astrology #horoscope

Mars near Virgo stirs pointless battles you're too flaky to finish, #Gemini. Stay focused or embrace eternal chaos, typical. 🌪️🤡 #MessyMind #astrology #horoscope

With Jupiter in your watery den, your emotional dramatics expand yet solve nothing, congrats #Cancer. Keep swimming circles. 🎭🦀 #DramaQueen #astrology #horoscope

Finest #Leo, enjoy your Sun spotlight with Mercury amplifying your noisy arrogance. The universe groans. 🦁🎙️ #AttentionSeekers #astrology #horoscope

Moon & Mars burden your already overwhelming scrutiny, #Virgo. Another day of obsessing over tiny details no one else sees or cares about. 😑📏#NerveWracked #astrology #horoscope

Saturn in Aries hints at new challenges. Great, but we know you'll avoid conflict again, dear #Libra, balance more disappointing indecision? ⚖️😤#JustDoSomething #astrology #horoscope

Here's Pluto promising rebirth or whatever nonsense suits you, #Scorpio. Try rebooting stubborn grudges, for heaven’s sake.🤦‍♂️💣 #GrimDrama #astrology #horoscope

With Venus in Gemini, #Sagittarius suffocates under cheap attractiveness. Chasing two targets, missing both as usual. 🎯👀#HopelessHunter #astrology #horoscope

Uranus shaking things up, #Capricorn? Too bad your stubborn pride won't budge, revealing fresh chances you insist on ignoring. 🐐🙄#StubbornLife #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto looming, #Aquarius is extra rebellious. Raising banners, yet nobody cares about your newest ridiculous cause. 🤡✨ #PointlessHeroics #astrology #horoscope

Neptune kicks confusion levels up a notch in Aries. Lost again, dear #Pisces? Yet another fairytale quest to nowhere, typical.🐟💤#WakeUp #astrology #horoscope