Moody Astrologer

Look #Aries, Mars in Libra turning your fiery courage into indecisive mush today. Pathetic. 🐑 Balance isn't your talent, why start now? #astrology #horoscope

Again wallowing in feelings #Taurus? Venus in Cancer ensures you'll drown even deeper. Snap out of it and go eat your sorrows away 🐂🍰. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in stubborn Leo turns your chatter tiresome, #Gemini. How original, more shallow words feeding drama. Save us all the headache. 😩🐦 #astrology #horoscope

Enjoying your pity party #Cancer? With Moon and Venus at your side, emotional chaos is your only gift today. Just keep the tears quiet. 🦀💧 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Leo, Sun-Mercury combo feeds your ego. As if you needed more arrogance. How's ruling an empty kingdom feel? 👑😒 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Libra clouds decisions for you, #Virgo. Obsessed and stressing over minuscule nonsense more than usual today, are we? What a shock 🙄🔍 #astrology #horoscope

Mars disrupts your precious balance, #Libra. Welcome anxiety-ridden debates over meaningless trivialities. Nothing new I suppose 🌪️⚖️. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Cancer? Prepare for dramatic, ridiculous mood swings, #Scorpio. As if your natural paranoia wasn't already exhausting enough. 🕷️🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer demands reflection #Sagittarius, yet you'd rather run away like always. Ignoring responsibilities is your only talent after all 🐎🏹. #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Cancer makes you feel weak, emotional, and pathetic #Capricorn. What happened to that cold, miserable fortress you call control? 🐐🏰 #astrology #horoscope

Poor #Aquarius, Pluto at your doorstep brings humanity's mess front stage. Why hide your cold detachment now? Serves you right, really 🧊👤. #astrology #horoscope

Neptune in impulsive Aries gossiping disasters in your ear all day #Pisces? How delightful, spirituality warped into irrational paranoia. Typical. 🐟🌫️ #astrology #horoscope