Moody Astrologer

Mars in Libra has you dancing on eggshells today, #Aries, finally, bless your tactless soul. Think before swinging your sword for once or live to regret it. ⚔️🙄 #SarcasmIncluded #astrology #horoscope

Venus lurking in sensitive Cancer might trigger emotional cravings today, again. Comfort foods can't fill that empty void you insist on carrying, dear #Taurus. 🍰😒 #RealityCheck #astrology #horoscope

Mercury blazing arrogantly through fiery Leo has your tongue wagging nonsense again, #Gemini. bravo 🙌 Keep digging that hole; nobody's tired of your chatter yet. #TalklessSayMore #astrology #horoscope

This overemotional Venus/Jupiter mess you got going today is exhausting enough as it is, the stars cringe at your mood swings #Cancer. Cry me a river 🌊🎻.#MoodyBlues #astrology #horoscope

Mercury parading shamelessly over your arrogant sign, #Leo, ensures your ego inflates bigger than your intellect, dangerously impossible! Praise yourself silently for once 🦁🤫 #HumblePie #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Moon unite in your nitpicky sign making today unbearable for all around you. Please, spare us and lower your unattainable standards #Virgo, surely it'll be fine. 🙏😖 #PerfectionistProblems #astrology #horoscope

Mars trampling through your polished #Libra world like a clumsy fool turns your delicate diplomacy into passive-aggression eliganza. Just openly insult someone today, quit pretending. 🤡⚖️ #FakeHarmony #astrology #horoscope

Pluto loitering at Aquarius whispers rebellion today #Scorpio; As if we needed your dark intensity mixing with edgy rebellion. Calm yourself or warn us ahead of your breakdown. 🌑🥀 #SoMuchDrama #astrology #horoscope

Heavens neglected you, #Sagittarius, today's planetary lineup offers nothing special for once. Enjoy one rare day absent your dramatic attempts to astound us… or irritate us.🎭🤷‍♂️ #TragicallyUnnoticed #astrology #horoscope

Rigidly clinging to ambition again #Capricorn? Shocker. Your prized plans won't unfold smoother by obsession alone. Rest today and brood over something besides success. 🐐😤 #AmbitionFatigue #astrology #horoscope

Pluto hovering grimly in your backyard warrants some soul-searching today, #Aquarius, but who am I kidding? Not like you'll bother listening. Here's hoping sanity finds you first. 👻🤦🏼#DelusionsOfGrandeur #astrology #horoscope

With Venus in emotionally cancerous waters today, the compact between heart and brain grows even murkier for you, #Pisces. Surprising no one, you pick wrong… again.🐟😭 #ForeverMistaken #astrology #horoscope