Moody Astrologer

Mars in Libra? Pathetic balance-seeking does not suit you, #Aries. Prepare for indecision & misplaced aggression. Good luck, or don't. ⚔️ #AstroFail #astrology #horoscope

Venus teeters at Cancer's edge, tempting emotional meltdowns for clueless bulls like you. Keep your sentimental whining private, #Taurus. 💔🤦‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Your patron Mercury in flashy Leo screams for attention. Typical #Gemini: all style, zero substance. Better to zip it before humiliation ensues. 🦜🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your sign is fleeting illusion; Jupiter won't save you from emotional sabotage. Hope you enjoy drowning in regret, #Cancer. 🦀🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Sun enters Virgo, grinding flamboyant #Leo into dull, mindless routine inherited from peasants. Guess fame won't be kissing your hand today. 👑🚫 #astrology #horoscope

Your birthday month & truly, you're still utterly hopeless. Moon at 22° means emotional complaining at peak efficiency. Surprise, surprise #Virgo. 🤷‍♂️🔙 #astrology #horoscope

Mars gifting you aggression is wasted here, stale indecision again? Shocking, #Libra. Aren't you tired of panicking over trivial choices? 🤔♎ #astrology #horoscope

Mars in sleepy Libra? Even your shady tactics lack venom today. Prayers to Pluto won't save your fading reputation, #Scorpio. 🥱🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Wandering fool: no celestial body aids your idle adventures now. Maybe reality's cruelties finally set their sights on optimistic #Sagittarius? 🎯⚠️ #astrology #horoscope

Planning long-term ambitions? With Saturn fumbling in Aries' chaos, even disciplined #Capricorn descends to rash stupidity. How amusing! 🐐🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto encroach upon mighty #Aquarius? You have 2 options, evolve swiftly or crumble humiliatingly. Would say I care, but I'm exhausted by lies.⚡🤖 #astrology #horoscope

Feeling escaped from harsh tasks? Divinity evades Neptunian delusion in charged Aries; snap out of dreams, #Pisces, reality awaits gratuitous laughs. 🎏😴 #astrology #horoscope