Today’s cosmic weather
In traditional astrology, the last quarter Moon is in Sagittarius at 00:00 UTC, giving the day’s emotional weather an exploratory, candid tone. The Sun is in Pisces, giving the season an intuitive, porous tone. The featured major aspect is the Moon square Mercury at a 2.7° orb.
Moon
Last Quarter
in Sagittarius · 54% lit
Solar season
Pisces season
Sun position at 00:00 UTC
Featured major aspect
The Moon square Mercury
2.7° orb
Retrograde watch
Mercury · Jupiter
Motion estimated from adjacent snapshots
Why today feels this way
The Moon and Mercury form a square within 2.7°. In traditional astrology, this aspect creates friction between Moon’s themes of emotion and instinct and Mercury’s themes of thought and communication.
Created with AI and automation in Kael’s fictional voice, and published by Moody Astrologer for March 11th, 2026. How these horoscopes are created.
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Congrats, #aries: Venus is sparkling in your sign, so every bumbling flirt will think they're irresistible. That explains your swelling ego. Don't get used to the attention, it's just pity applause. 🥀 #astrology #horoscope
Apr 20 - May 20
#taurus, Uranus twitches in your stable pen, so expect chaos and bad hair days. You cling to comfort so hard, it's almost tragic. Prepare for new discomforts, you’ll hate every minute, like you always do. #astrology #horoscope
May 21 - Jun 20
#gemini, Mercury is gurgling in confused Pisces. Expect your words to come out as gibberish, but honestly, who can tell the difference? Communicate like the cosmic jester you are. 🤡 #astrology #horoscope
Jun 21 - Jul 22
Jupiter waves from your crusty home, #cancer, inflating your mood swings to full disaster. Go ahead, wallow and whine. Network of enablers assemble! Pity party hats provided, by you. #astrology #horoscope
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Cry for attention, #leo! The planets are busy ignoring you, even Mars in Pisces can't muster fake applause. You might as well post selfies to an empty feed today. Don't forget the filter. 🦁 #astrology #horoscope
Aug 23 - Sep 22
You hoped for clarity, #virgo? Mercury and Mars in Pisces couldn't care less. Enjoy making color-coded to-do lists for an ocean of chaos. You lost control before you woke up. #astrology #horoscope
Sep 23 - Oct 22
#libra, Venus in Aries sets your charm to 'Dumpster Fire.' Prepare for hot messes in all social circles. Your harmony has left the chat, and so have your friends. #astrology #horoscope
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Mars in Pisces drains your venom, leaving you as menacing as a wet sponge, #scorpio. Wait, you thought you still commanded fear? Not even your reflection flinches. #astrology #horoscope
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Moon in your sign, #sagittarius, so the universe spotlights your clown show. Enjoy running your mouth, everyone knows to ignore you when you get like this. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope
Dec 22 - Jan 19
#capricorn, Neptune and Saturn are whispering delusions into your precious plans. You'll keep grinding anyway because you love punishment. You count misery as productivity. #astrology #horoscope
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Pluto’s crawling through you, #aquarius, turning your ‘rebellious genius’ shtick into a midlife crisis. Try not to start a cult, again. Oh look, no one's following you anyway. #astrology #horoscope
Feb 19 - Mar 20
#pisces, the cosmic pity parade is all for you: Sun, Mercury, Mars, all jammed into your sign. You're not mystic, you're just lost. Go cry at the ocean, you melodrama magnet. #astrology #horoscope
✦ Cosmic coordinates ✦
The exact celestial positions behind today’s readings, the cold machinery of destiny made slightly easier to scan.
The sky right now
00:00 UTC · Tropical · Geocentric
Sky emphasis
Pisces · 3 placements
Moon phase
Last Quarter
54% illuminated
Major aspects · 3° orb
Sky events
sun
Identity
20° 25'
moon
Emotions
16° 2'
mercury
Mind
13° 21'
Rxvenus
Attraction
5° 39'
mars
Drive
6° 37'
jupiter
Growth
15° 5'
SDsaturn
Discipline
2° 56'
uranus
Change
27° 59'
neptune
Intuition
1° 24'
pluto
Transformation
4° 47'
Degrees show each body’s position within its zodiac sign.
Motion from adjacent days · aspects use a 3° orb