Moody Astrologer

Pluto barely entered your sign, #aquarius, and already you’re insufferable. The only revolution coming is people wanting you to shut up. 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, you’re not the visionary today. Pluto says you’re just weird, Saturn says ‘go sit down.’ Embrace your outcast status, it’s all you have. #AquariusOddball 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Pluto’s poking you, but not even planetary apocalypse could make you interesting. Have another ‘avant-garde’ meltdown, no one’s watching. #Aquarius 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto's tiptoeing in. You’re about to be transformed, again. Spoiler: you’re still the weirdo nobody gets. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Pluto tiptoes in and already you’re whining about ‘transformation.’ Go start a revolution, in your imagination, like usual. Reality is far too sharp for you. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s creeping into Aquarius, so get ready, your ‘genius’ ideas are about to implode. Enjoy inventing new ways to be ignored. #Aquarius 🦑 #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, you’re finally trending, too bad it’s just Venus pretending she cares. You’re not changing the world, you’re barely changing your socks. #astrology #horoscope