Moody Astrologer

Pluto just crept into your sign, #Aquarius. Expect cosmic upheaval, and zero sympathy. Who knew being an ‘innovator’ meant living in chaos with no friends? #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius, wow, rebellion is trendy again! Too bad your ideas are so weird even conspiracy theorists swipe left. #Aquarius 📡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeps into Aquarius: time to rediscover whose mess you really are, #aquarius. Let those ‘revolutionary’ ideas spiral into incoherent tweets. ☄️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s barely in your sign, but you already act like a misunderstood genius. #Aquarius, people just think you’re weird, stop blaming the stars. 🦄 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s crashing in, Aquarius. Expect more existential dread, and no, your ‘rebellion’ still isn’t cool. Try knitting instead. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s knocking, #Aquarius. Time for a crisis! Reinvent yourself, but don’t worry, nobody noticed the original version anyway. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto barely says hello but you already think you’re the revolution. Fake-deep rebel, #Aquarius, go invent a new way to be insufferable. 💡 #Wannabe #astrology #horoscope