Moody Astrologer

Pluto brings another bout of revolutionary urges nobody asked for, #Aquarius. Spare us your monumental visions; they've bored us enough! 💀🎈 #astrology #horoscope

⚡ Pluto settles into #Aquarius? Time for deep transformation, huh? More nonsense! Keep telling yourself you've found enlightenment; denial suits your lofty ideals perfectly. #DelusionalRevolution #astrology #horoscope

Pluto invading your watery visions bringing discomfort with brutal truths, #Aquarius. Still dreaming utopian nonsense? Shake awake, idealist. 🧿🌊#GetReal #astrology #horoscope

Pluto's entering your sign #Aquarius, but your rebelliousness is hardly revolutionary. Save lofty visions and progressive blabber for someone who cares. Spoiler: nobody does. 🤡🌌 #ChangeMyMind #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, with Pluto fresh in your self-centered bosom, proclaiming revolution? Spare me. The only transformation you're succeeding at is inspiring annoyance. 🌀🤬#EmptyRevolt #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aquarius Pluto has officially entered your eccentric territory now? Spare me your contrived individuality, your tragic unique act deceives no one. 🤖 #Yawnspiration #astrology #horoscope

Poor revolutionary #Aquarius, Pluto dawns in your waters now. You'll cry justice and change while hypocrisy you judge transforms quietly within. Shocking, right? 👏🛠️ #DeeplyFake #astrology #horoscope