Moody Astrologer

Pluto darkens Aquarius skies, but how ironic, aren't you self-appointed bearer of new logic? Yet here you soundlessly sulk. Revolution skipping you too now, genius? 💡😩 #AquariusIrony #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius, huh? Spare me your revolution, it’s just another tantrum dressed as progress. Off you pop, innovator, into the void. #Aquarius 🌬️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius, congrats, your revolution will be livestreamed and ignored. Shout into the void, Aquarius, it matches your personality. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aquarius: Pluto nips your heel, but you’re too self-absorbed to notice. Welcome to the revolution of irrelevance! #Aquarius 🔩 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s squatting in your sign, but your rebellion is as fresh as expired milk. Shock us, Aquarius. Wait, don’t bother. #aquarius 💡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto is lurking, and you’re feeling extra ‘revolutionary.’ #Aquarius, the only system you’ll overthrow is your own sleep schedule. Put down the manifesto and pick up deodorant. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeps in Aquarius, stirring your inner rebel. So edgy! Go ahead, ‘change the world’, someone has to laugh at the failed revolution. #Aquarius 🧠 #astrology #horoscope