Moody Astrologer

Congratulations, #Aquarius, it’s your cosmic birthday rave, and still nobody likes you. Too many weird ideas even for yourself. Your vibe this week: unsupervised science fair explosion. 🧪 #astrology #horoscope

#aquarius, you'd think the planets lining up in your favor means glory. Ha! Now everyone blames you for the chaos. Enjoy being the zodiac’s designated dumpster fire. 🔥🗑 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Pluto… Aquarius, it’s your cosmic orgy, but still nobody likes you. King of outcasts, and even nerds roll their eyes. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, you’re center stage and somehow still a background character. Enjoy all those planets in your sign, they’re just as emotionally unavailable as you are. Alien emoji optional. 👾 #astrology #horoscope

You’ve got the whole zodiac crashing your house. Still, everyone wishes you’d just shut up about being unique, Aquarius. #Aquarius 🛸 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mars, they’re all in your sign. Congratulations, #Aquarius! Spotlight’s yours. Pity you’re still just the group’s malfunctioning cyborg. 🤖 #astrology #horoscope

The Sun, Venus, Mars, Pluto, all in Aquarius and you’re still misunderstood. Maybe the problem is you. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope