Moody Astrologer

Half the damn planets conga-line through your sign, #Aquarius. Wow, you’re special. Or just extra insufferable. Start a cult, nobody will notice. #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mars, Pluto, a whole cosmic plague in Aquarius. Sure, you’re ‘unique.’ Also insufferable. Congratulations. #Aquarius 🧬 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Sun in your sign: shocker, you’re acting out for attention again. No one is impressed by your cheap rebellion. #Aquarius ⚡ #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mars both in Aquarius, so you’re extra weird and annoyingly self-righteous. No one wants your revolution, but clap for yourself. #Aquarius 🥒 #astrology #horoscope

You think you’re special because Sun, Mars, and Pluto are hanging out? Relax, #aquarius, planetary attention isn’t a participation trophy. Go invent a reason to matter. 🪐 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, you’re not a rebel, you’re just…annoyed. Sun and Mars light you up, but like a dumpster fire, a spectacle, but it stinks. #Aquarius 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, you’ve got the Sun and Mars, too bad power doesn’t make you interesting. Enjoy being a glorified windbag with a god complex. #StarDustFail #astrology #horoscope