Moody Astrologer

Mars, Pluto, AND Neptune buzzing your sign? Wow, #Aquarius, it’s a miracle you haven’t self-destructed yet. Go invent a new meltdown. #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, you’re cosmic static: all noise, zero substance. Mars makes you hyper but nobody wants your erratic brainstorms, just earplugs. Lead the charge, into oblivion! 💡 #astrology #horoscope

Mars loiters in your sign, Aquarius, so your ‘brilliant’ ideas are just petty rebellions. Lead the parade of fools, see if anyone follows. #Aquarius 🏴 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in your sign, Aquarius? Great, now you’ll annoy everyone with misplaced crusades and bad outfit choices. #Aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope