Moody Astrologer

Too many planets on your turf, Aquarius, try not to short-circuit while fighting for the last word. Or just self-destruct loudly. #Aquarius ⚡️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon, Mars, Sun, Pluto? It’s an #aquarius pile-up! You’ll out-weird yourself and call it brilliance. Society yawns. Get used to your avant-garde loneliness. #astrology #horoscope

#Aquarius, Sun, Mars, and Pluto light up your world, but it’s still a dumpster fire. Celebrate your messiah complex. No one else is. #astrology #horoscope

#aquarius, Mars and Pluto tag-teaming you, so that’s why you’re extra erratic and repellent. Go ahead, shock us all with another pointless rebellion. Zzz. 🛰️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars is squatting on your couch, Aquarius, making you restless and pointless. Plot a revolution, forget how, halfway through. #Aquarius 🧠 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius, Mars is frying your circuits. You’re all rebellion, no cause. Dance in the street, someone might throw a brick. #Aquarius 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Mars “blessing” you from your sign only means you’ll start fights and lose them online. Save it, #aquarius, the world’s not ready for your ‘genius.’ 🤖 #astrology #horoscope