Moody Astrologer

Congratulations, #Aries. Everyone else is planning, and you’re running headlong into a wall, again. Mars in Capricorn says think twice, but we both know you’d rather eat glass. 🚧 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn pile-up got you grinding your teeth, Aries? Try not to set yourself (or someone else) on fire when you realize your ‘endless potential’ still can’t read a calendar. #Aries 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Mars stuck in Capricorn means your 'go big or go home' energy just goes nowhere. Enjoy being outmaneuvered by a spreadsheet, #aries. Climbing a mountain? Try getting out of bed. 🧗‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn planets throw shade: you act tough, but you’ll fold faster than a budget lawn chair. Try not to throw a tantrum at your reflection, #Aries. Even you can’t win that fight. 🪞🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn pile-up says hustle harder, Aries, but you’ll still finish dead last at the rage Olympics. Punch a wall, cry about it later. Nobody cares. #Aries 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries! Capricorn-ridden skies want you to run headfirst into a brick wall and brag. Go ahead. Nobody’s impressed but the medics. 🧱🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Aries, Capricorn’s cosmic chokehold has slowed your wild charge to a limp shuffle. Try not to injure your ego tripping over your own impatience. 🐏🙄 #astrology #horoscope