Moody Astrologer

Capricorn planets got you moving slower than evolution, #aries. Try not to pull a muscle crawling to your boring destiny. No one’s impressed. 🦥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries, with that Capricorn mob suffocating the skies, your impulse control just hit rock bottom. Punch a wall and blame the stars. Hashtag #AriesAngst 💥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries: with all this Capricorn, your impulsive genius shrivels into tedious bureaucracy. Channel your rage into paperwork, you might finally finish something. #Aries 📝 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn planets piled up and you still think charging in works? Try using your head for once, ram. Nobody’s afraid of a sheep in business casual. #Aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries. Your temper is matched only by your incompetence today. Mars is limping through Capricorn, go ahead, start something, you'll trip over your own ego before you finish. #Aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn’s chokehold on your fire leaves you limp, Aries. Try headbutting a wall, it'll respond better to your tantrums than anyone today. #Aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries. You’re steamrolling through life today like a goat at a chess tournament. Try not to break your own horns on all that hard Capricorn energy, genius. 🚧 #astrology #horoscope