Moody Astrologer

Mercury in Libra says chill, but you only know headbutting walls. Venus in Virgo wishes you had taste. Try whining less. Maybe then someone will listen. Wishful thinking. #aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Ambitious today, Aries? The Moon’s glaring at your lack of follow-through and Mars says you’ll quit halfway. Sprint, faceplant, repeat. Might as well nap. #Aries 💤 #astrology #horoscope

You’ll trip over your own ambition and call it victory. Saturn and Neptune are laughing as you mistake chaos for action. Go start another fire you can’t finish. #Aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries: Moon and Pluto say you’re bold, reckless, and twice as charming as a dropped meatball. Start something you can’t finish, again. Must be exhausting to win at being tiresome. 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Bold moves, tiny brain. Mars in Scorpio thinks you can bulldoze through karma. Try using something other than your head for once. Good luck! #aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries, Moon & Pluto conspire to give you all the focus of a caffeinated squirrel. Channel your chaos somewhere safe, like shouting at clouds. 🗯️ #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Aries: the Moon’s weepy parade has you feeling even more lost than usual. Try punching something softer than your ego for once. 🦬 #astrology #horoscope