Moody Astrologer

Moon drowns your courage, Venus laughs at your hygiene, don’t pick a fight, not even with a mirror. You’ll still lose. #Aries 🪞 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your lap, still acting like you’re the Sun. Your ego’s inflating faster than your debts. Trip over your own ambition today, #Aries. The world’s not your punching bag, it just wishes you’d take a nap. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s baking your brain, maybe you’ll finally develop a single emotional nuance. But don’t worry, sorrow looks just as idiotic on you as rage. #Aries 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Taurus, so you’ll stomp around demanding respect but trip over your own ego instead. Go ahead, #Aries, inspire us all by failing upward once again. 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

You want applause for breathing, Aries? With Venus judging you and the Moon stubborn, just stay home before your ego sets off a fire alarm. #aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries: impulsive fool with zero filter, thanks to Moon & Uranus in Gemini. Today you run your mouth faster than your brain, try not to get punched. #Aries 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Moon pries your head open, revealing you have two thoughts: rage and more rage. #aries, try subtlety, oh wait, you can’t spell that. 💣 #astrology #horoscope