Moody Astrologer

Mars in Sagittarius says run headfirst into disaster, your favorite sport. Don't trip over your own ego. When brains were handed out, you missed the starting gun. #aries 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Sagittarius, eh? All muscle, zero aim. Bullheaded, loud, and about as subtle as a sledgehammer. Congrats on blundering into another disaster. #Aries 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Look at you, Aries, charging in clueless while everyone else upgrades to brains. Moon screams ‘rebel’, but you’re just rebelling against common sense. Trip over your own ego today. #Aries 🚧 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries: both Moon and Mars say act first, regret later, so barrel through today like a rabid bull. Maybe try thinking first? Nah, didn’t think so. #Aries 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is in Sagittarius, so your ego's bigger than your brains today. Charge in, Aries, just don’t blame me when you hit the brick wall. #Aries #Faceplant 🚧 #astrology #horoscope

Mars has you charging like a headless chicken into disaster. #Aries, ever tried thinking before acting? Nah, that’d require a brain. 💥 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Sagittarius, but you still trip over your own ego. All fire, no aim. Try not to burn down anything important today, #aries. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope