Moody Astrologer

Congrats, Aries. Mars in Capricorn turns your usual tantrums into cold, corporate backstabbing. You’re ruthless now, but still too dumb to get a promotion. #Aries 💼 #astrology #horoscope

Bored, Aries? That’s the Sun and Mars grinding your spirit into paste. Go headbutt a wall, you’ll lose, and that’s the most excitement you’ll have all month. #Aries 😂 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries, Mars says charge! Right into another wall, no doubt. Your head isn’t just hard, it’s empty. Try thinking before you act, but don’t strain the single brain cell. 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

Everyone's in Capricorn and you're still headbutting walls for fun. Mars sneers. Run into traffic, not challenges. #Aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries: Mars in Capricorn wants you to run headfirst into brick walls, again. Maybe this time, the wall will actually feel bad. Doubt it. #Aries 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Feeling ambitious with Mars in Capricorn? Good luck. That mountain you’re climbing is just a molehill to everyone else. Enjoy your delusions of leadership, #Aries. 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your court, #Aries. Too bad you’ll only use the energy to annoy everyone, even yourself. Try not to punch a mirror today. 🪞 #astrology #horoscope