Moody Astrologer

Who lit your fuse, #Aries? Saturn’s grinding you down, so good luck pretending you’re not exhausted and clueless. Spar harder, nobody cares. 🧨 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Aries: everyone’s moods drip fishy nonsense and you still charge them like you’re going to win. Face it. You’re the astrology version of running headfirst into a kumbaya circle. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, Aries, the invisible hand of Mars says you'll start something dumb and abandon it by noon. Again. Maybe let someone else lead for once? Nah, you’ll charge off anyway. #Aries 🥊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Gemini so you’re even dumber than usual, Aries. Try not to set anything on fire with your mouth. #Aries #DumpsterFire #astrology #horoscope