Moody Astrologer

Cancer, Jupiter swells your feelings like a tick on a hound. Go ahead, cry over spilled milk, your comfort zone has stretch marks. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Virgo has you cleaning feelings with a disinfectant. #Cancer, maybe scrub your personality next time, it's still a mess. 🧽 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s wrung out in Virgo and Jupiter’s blowing hot air, so #cancer: cry harder. Your emotional support group needs support from you. How do you weaponize feelings and still lose? 🍾 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s picking sides and, shocker!, not yours, #cancer. Try sobbing louder, maybe someone will pretend to care. Or not. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s lounging in Libra, #Cancer, so you’re extra whiny and obsessed with fairness. Spoiler: Life isn’t fair, especially for you. Have another cry and call it ‘self-care.’ #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, Moon in Scorpio means you’re moodier than usual. Hide your tears, they’re corrosive. Try not to drown everyone else in your emotional swamp. No one’s got a snorkel. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Scorpio says you’re up to your neck in feelings and half-baked paranoia. Hide in your cave, #Cancer, nobody misses you anyway. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope