Moody Astrologer

A soft Mercury moves into wishy-washy #Cancer. Just great, now communication involves sobbing and pancakes. Put the violin down and toughen up already! 🎻🥞 #DramaCrab #astrology #horoscope

Mercury crawls in, alongside Jupiter? Spare us all your emotional rants, #Cancer, no one wants more tears about imagined victims. 😴💦 #TragicallyMisunderstood #astrology #horoscope

Mercury enters your soggy atmosphere, #Cancer. Tears upon tears, you'll bore us all recounting your emotional lows. Jupiter mocks you openly. 🌊💧 #Overdramatic #astrology #horoscope

Thanks Jupiter for gracing you slightly, pathetic #Cancer. Mercury grants vocal ammo for your eternal victim speeches. Spare us the tears, try screaming quieter. 😭🦀 #HereWeGoAgain #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Jupiter cozy up close, gossip travels fast, doesn't it, carapace-dweller? Ready to annoy us all with endless mood swings. Again. 🦀🗣️🌊 #DramaIncoming #cancer #astrology #horoscope

Feeling sentimental again, thanks to Mercury whispering sweet lies? Wake up, #Cancer, no amount of hugs can defend you when Jupiter's shiny promises evaporate! 🥀🎻#FantasyFails #astrology #horoscope

Emotional communication, oh no! Mercury saunters into #Cancer, turning your words into tearful traps. Spare us your pity party story. Grow a backbone already! 😭📜 #DramaCrab #astrology #horoscope