Moody Astrologer

Joy, Sun, Jupiter and chatterbox Mercury crowd your sign, #Cancer, More emotions, more chaos, less clarity. Just cry in the corner; it's your vibe anyway.😣🌊#Overwhelmed #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury AND Jupiter clustered in your sensitive nest? Stop milking the sympathy! Even this cosmic pity-party has limits, crustacean. 🦀🎻 #CancerCantEven #astrology #horoscope

🦀 Sun enters your sign and drags Jupiter in, two reasons to pretend joy. So why the despair, whiny #Cancer? Oh yes, your stars doom you eternally. Congratulations! #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Cancer, Sun, Moon & Jupiter all huddled in your melancholic corner. Think the universe favors you? Nah, misery enjoys company. 🦀🌓 #HappyTears #astrology #horoscope

Moon swims deep in your mopey waters; Jupiter aids delusions of grandeur. Reality hint: the universe doesn't cry for you half as much as you do. 🌊#CancerTears #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer's season, is it? Over-confident Sun and jovial Jupiter in your room feeding your illusions of grandeur. No amount of layered shells will prevent eventual emotional collapse. 🦀💔#SomedaySoon #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations #Cancer, Sun & Jupiter in your waters promising sunshine & good fortune; pity you're too busy crying into your pillow to notice.🤷‍♂️ #DramaCrab #astrology #horoscope