Week 35, 2026

August 24th, 2026 to August 30th, 2026

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Moon in Capricorn makes you extra Capricorn, which sounds impossible until you suck the oxygen out of brunch. Venus in Libra begs for grace, Mars in Cancer drags you back into old grudges. A spreadsheet with daddy issues. #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

August 24th, 2026

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Moon in Capricorn makes you colder than unpaid stone, while Sun in Virgo and Venus in Libra turn competence into smug performance art. Mars in Cancer pokes the one soft spot you deny exists. Grim, useful, intolerable. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

August 25th, 2026

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