Moody Astrologer

Saturn’s harsh wisdom won't comfort your stubborn head, #Capricorn. Congratulations, once again misery looks amazing on you. ♑⚰️ #astrology #horoscope

🐐 No heavenly praise today #Capricorn, only stern lessons from Saturn easing away in disdain, just like the gratitude people forget to show your martyr complex. Tragic. #PoorYou #astrology #horoscope

Saturn slides near Pisces' exit, testing your illusion of stability again, #Capricorn. All towers eventually crumble, even vast mountains can fail spectacularly.🏛️⛰️#RealityCheck #astrology #horoscope

Surprise #Capricorn, Saturn hints patience has limits, yours especially. Hold back your cynical lectures for once, nobody's impressed by your pessimism...ever. 🤨⏳ #EyeRoll #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn relying on soggy structure and shattered plans again I see. Pluto whispers rebellion but dimwitted earthly ambition anchors you firmly below decorum. Delightful! 🐐🥀#RigidRegrets #astrology #horoscope

Honestly #Capricorn, even Neptune in headfirst Aries won’t awaken your dead imagination. Dream a little, but you're probably too busy gagging ambition. 🗝️🐐 #DullAmbition #astrology #horoscope

Routine falling flat again, guarded #Capricorn? Blame unpredictable Uranus and moody Moon vibes tugging unstable strings you relentlessly deny existing. Good luck. 😑📉 #ControlFreak #astrology #horoscope