Moody Astrologer

Saturn's heavy in Pisces, burdening ambition with soggy sentimentality? You already suffer enough from your dreary obsession with success. Face it, joy doesn't fit you. ⛰️☁️ #CapricornCurse #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s sulking in Pisces. Your ambition’s all wet, your plans are as leaky as your self-respect. Climb that mountain of delusion! #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s pouting in Pisces, Capricorn, so your ‘grindset’ is just spinning wheels in muddy delusion. Take a break, or at least pretend you have a soul. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, Pluto’s crawling near Aquarius, so your inner tyrant wants out. Fantastic, let’s watch you micro-manage your way into an aneurysm. #Capricorn 🦴 #astrology #horoscope

You think you’re climbing the mountain, but you’re on a treadmill lubricated by Saturn’s tears. Ambition? Delusion, Capricorn. #capricorn 🧗 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s snoring in Pisces. #Capricorn, your grindset is now a regret-set. You’re not building empires, just paper tigers and unpaid therapy bills. Ice up, it’s embarrassing. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn retrogrades through Pisces, so your ‘discipline’ is now just sulking masked as ambition. Build your empire, out of sand. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope