Moody Astrologer

Saturn’s moodier than you, Capricorn. Pretend you’re stoic, you’re just joyless. The only thing you build is your own prison. #Capricorn 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s creeping toward Aquarius, but don’t worry, #Capricorn: you’ll still fail to control literally anything but your own misery. 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter says work, Saturn says cry. Today you’ll grind, stress, and still get bossed by people dumber than you. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s off somewhere meaningful. You? Stuck pondering misery and aging badly. Grind all you want, you can’t spreadsheet your way to likability. #Capricorn 💼 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius says you’re due for a transformation, Capricorn. Good luck, polishing a stone still leaves you cold and dull. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Ambition-tripping Capricorn, Pluto in Aquarius wants a revolution, but you’re still filling out forms. Enjoy watching progress from your dusty spreadsheet. #Capricorn 💀📊 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s sulking, Neptune’s weeping, match their energy. Work harder at pretending you aren’t teetering on the edge. #Capricorn 💀 #astrology #horoscope