Moody Astrologer

Capricorn, Moon’s in your sign, enjoy the dazzling emptiness inside you. You’re one Excel sheet away from replacing your heart with a calculator. #Capricorn 🦴 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's squatting in your gloomy house, Capricorn. Great, another day of joyless grind. Even rocks have more charisma. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign, Capricorn, yet all you win is control issues and bad posture. Take a break before you become your own statue. #Capricorn 🗿 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius exposes skeletons, but you’re too busy micromanaging your own funeral. #capricorn, control is an illusion and so is your chill. Take a vacation (in hell). 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s moping in Pisces, so your empire’s built on quicksand, Capricorn. Hard work, zero results. Tell your therapist. #Capricorn #TryHarder 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

With Saturn brooding in Pisces, your ambition is mud-stuck. Plot all you want, mountain goat, you’re climbing a marsh. #Capricorn 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

All this Pisces energy means your grind is pointless today, #capricorn. Try solving real problems, like your personality. 🪨 #astrology #horoscope