Moody Astrologer

Saturn weighs you down, Capricorn, but Pluto wants revolution. Too bad you’re still measuring your coffin. #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto moves in and Saturn mopes in Pisces. Your iron will? Reduced to damp toast. Pretend you’re in control all you want, #Capricorn, no one’s fooled. 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

You stare at Saturn and think you’re some stoic hero, #Capricorn, but you’re just building a mountain of regrets to stand on. Enjoy the view, it’s lonely at the top. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn is too depressed to save you. Outworked, outclassed, and as warm as a tax audit. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn whispers rock bottom, Capricorn. Good luck climbing that mountain of regret, you built it yourself, brick by boring brick. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s babysitting Pisces, so you’re unsupervised, Capricorn. Build another pointless empire, one day someone will care. But not today. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign, Capricorn, whee, emotional constipation deluxe! Rule the world from your fortress of ice. The peasants aren’t grateful. #Capricorn 🧊 #astrology #horoscope