Moody Astrologer

Moon’s glum in your sign, so you’ll be twice as joyless and three times as bossy. Try not being the villain in your coworkers’ origin stories. #capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s rotting in Capricorn, soak up that emotional constipation. Nobody needs your stone-cold advice today. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn squares your Capricorn soul, so what’s new? Another day pretending you’re in control, while the real power slips through your grasp. Pathetic and on-brand. #Capricorn 🦴 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Aquarius? Saturn in your dreams? Good luck, Capricorn. Climbing your mountain of misery with even less support. Savor the solitude. #Capricorn 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto tiptoeing into Aquarius, you’re clinging to relevance like a barnacle, Capricorn. Time to retire that power suit, fossil. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Saturn sobbing in Pisces, so you’ll stoically pretend you’re not falling apart. #Capricorn, schedule a cry between meetings, robot. 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s moaning in Pisces, so prepare for extra misery, #capricorn. Ambition isn’t a substitute for a soul. Get one. 🐐 #astrology #horoscope