Moody Astrologer

Saturn and Neptune grinding their gears, Capricorn, and you’re still shuffling spreadsheets into the void. The grindset is dead. Bury it with your dreams. #Capricorn 🗄️ #astrology #horoscope

Climbing, #Capricorn? Everyone else took the elevator. Saturn’s on your back like an old debt collector. Hope you like the view from the bottom. 🧗‍♂️💀 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s busy elsewhere, #Capricorn, so your ‘discipline’ just reads as boring micromanagement. Everyone’s out having existential crises, you’re alphabetizing your regrets. #astrology #horoscope

All those planets in Aquarius, and still, #Capricorn, you insist on dragging everyone down your capitalist mineshaft. Go on, build your empire of dust. Just don’t expect applause. #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto and the Moon, your control-freakery looks tragic. Endless effort for zero applause. Pat yourself on the back, nobody else will. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Work harder, #Capricorn! Just kidding. All these Air sign planets ensure your grind gets you nowhere. Climb your mountain of pointlessness with pride. 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

You scheme, you grind, then Saturn shuffles past muttering ‘pathetic’. Nice try, #capricorn, enjoy another day of thankless toil. #corporateslave #astrology #horoscope