Moody Astrologer

Stewing in your misery, #Capricorn, with the sun and every planet crashing your pity party. Your workaholic grind produces only existential dread today. Apply for a refund, oh wait, you’re the manager. 🪦 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mars, Mercury: it's your circus, clown. All the planets rooting, yet still you achieve emotional bankruptcy. #Capricorn 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mars leaves your sign with a dry cough, #Capricorn. All your hustle, and nobody noticed. Maybe try a nap, you’re still irrelevant, but at least you’d be well-rested. #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, Mars in your sign finally gives you energy but you’ll still plod along, dreaming of spreadsheets and misery. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is walking out the door and you with it. Work hard for no payoff, as usual. Hope you like existential dread. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

With so many planets in Aquarius, your plans are a joke, Capricorn. Watch progress stall and realize control is just another fantasy. 🪓 #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, the Sun’s in Aquarius. Your precious ambitions now look as laughable as a goat in roller skates. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope